Saccharin pretends while the
And all the little kiddies blurt, "Hey, what's for dessert?"
The Easter Bunny brings it, even Sammy Davis sings it,
I swear I'll never think of another soft drink
If I can hang that Kandymann.
It's linked with diabetes,
God knows it's been in Wheaties,
I do believe it's in salt, and even in your cigareeetties,
Double Buoble blows it, and your obesity shows it
I swear I'll pray never for a Milky Way,
I swear I'll pray never cruise for a Fifth Avenues,
If I ever do see another piece of candy,
I'm gonna melt that Kandymann.
© 1980 Bill Bachman