The X-Presidents' Waltz - David Massengill

    Oh the President came to my neighborhood
    He came with a hammer and saw
    He wore a white tee-shirt with the sleeves rolled up
    And he spoke with a southern drawl

    Once he was President
    Now he's a saint
    Once he was President
    But now he ain't

    The President came to my country club
    To play in a charity game
    But you had to watch out when he teed off
    He was known to cripple and maim

    But when he was President
    His wife was a drunk
    Now he's ex-President
    She's given up junk

    Oh the President came to my library
    To autograph his latest book
    With his 4-o'clock shadow and sweat on his
    He assured us he's still not a crook

    Once he was President
    But he got caught
    Now he's ex-President
    It's his own fault

    [Yodelling]

    Oh for the days of Camelot
    The President sure had a ball
    From Nikita Kruschev to Marilyn Monroe
    By God, he screwed them all

    Once he was President
    But he got shot
    Once he was President
    But now he's not

    Now was the time for all good men
    And women to go out and vote
    Let's get rid of the fascist pig
    While the ship of state still floats

    Send him to Hollywood
    Give him a test
    Once he was President
    You know the rest

    [Fade out yodelling]

    by David Massengill © 1985 Bowser Wowser Music

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