I got my Martin ukelele
I'm a finger-pickin' lady
With my two-tone electric guitar
Feelin' real heavy
In our fifty-two Chevy
My man's got a hot apple car
And I have come to  see myself
Like a purple porcupine
But nothin' will matter
Not nothin' will change my mind

I got my heart wrapped up
Inside a soggy banana
Got my head tied to my teeth
Got twenty-nine pairs
Of one-sided hairs
And I don't know what to believe
But I would rather see myself
Like a purple valentine
But nothin' will matter
Not nothin' will change my mind
I say nothin' will matter
Not nothin' will change my mind
Nothin' will matter
Nothin' will change my mind no
Nothin' will matter
Nothin' will change my mind