[chorus]
Abellezah, crowd pleaser
Do you know what league you're in
Abellezah on your knees
To the beat less comedian

Benedict Arnold's arrow smokes
With totem pole ptide
Crapshoot corporal is on the take
I heard you kissed his ride
If you're the man who would be king
Can't eighty-six that scene
Shave the dice for the archdiocese
God save the friction queen

(repeat chorus)

Mona Lisa on her trapeze
You sweat the petty cash
She makes a candlestick getaway
You paint on your mustache
Double-digit sheet charade
It ain't no eagle flight
I saw your midgets on parade
Paper pigeon kites

(repeat chorus)