Your physique is swellin and your waist line's tellin
everybody knows that it's mine
I guess the word's got around  this old one story town
and your preacher daddy he ain't blind

Well you got knocked up, and I got locked up
I guess you'd say that we both got screwed
Well you got locked out and I got knocked out
and I guess you're gonna miss a lot of school

And now you looked a damn site older
that night up on the hill
cause if I knew what I know
Well I wouldn't let you go
but you said that you was on the pill

Well now your Uncle he's the town sheriff
your Grandaddy he's the county judge
and I don't see a way that I'll see the light of day
with your whole family holding a grudge

Well you got knocked up, and I got locked up
I guess you'd say that we both got screwed
Well you got locked out and I got knocked out
and I guess you're gonna miss a lot of school

Well your family got the shotgun wedding
I can hear those church bells chime
Though I may not be ready for a wedding darling
I know that I'm not ready to die

Well you got knocked up, and I got locked up
I guess you'd say that we both got screwed
Well you got locked out and I got knocked out
and I guess you're gonna miss lot of school

I guess you're gonna miss a lot of school
I guess you're gonna miss a lot of school