Cold Pizza for Breakfast - Christine Lavin

Some people eat grapefruit for breakfast

Some people eat oatmeal

There are those who are sure

Granola is a very good deal

But not me--I' don't go for that stuff

When it comes to nourishment I get more than enough

Nothing satisfies my taste

Like sitting down to a great big plate of

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Cold pizza for breakfast
Warm cake to wash it down
Maybe a couple of pepperoni
Makes this meal well-rounded
I want cold pizza for breakfast
In a pinch cold spaghetti'll do
There's nothing in the world
That I like better
Than eating cold pizza with you

My man takes me out in the evening
He treats me so nice
We go to the movies, we go dancing
We go for more than a slice
Yes we order a pie, eat what we can
We take the rest home, that's part of the plan
And in the morning when the sun rises
He sees that crazy look in my eye

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Herman Tarnower would never approve
I can hear him spinning in his grave
He could be alive eating pizza right now
Except for when it came to dating women
The good doctor did not know how to behave
Yech! Yech! Yech!
Herman was healthy but Herman is dead
And pizza surely didn't do him in
Jean Harris is behind bars
Lookin quite sad and thin
(do you see what I'm get tin at?
you tend to kill when you're skinny
but not when you're fat)

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