The 27 Suicidal Blues - Rob Strachan

You've got some problems

That's nothing new

You think the whole world's after you

It's probably true

Can't find good wages

The bills are due

Your banker wants the car back too

New Subaru

Well I ain't no doctor

But I can read your clues

I've got the tonic just for you

Here's what you do...

[Chorus]
Take all your clothes off
Now, right away
Burn all your money too
We're goin' native
'Cause there's nothin' much here left to lose
Don't say I didn't warn ya
'Bout the 27 suicidal blues

This world is crazy
That's nothing new
The whole damn place is like a zoo
It's like a zoo
Those front page crises
Still make the news
But nowadays they make page two
They're nothin' new
Got no clean water
And no clean air
Sometimes it leads you to despair
But don't despair...

[Repeat Chorus]

Then there's the A-bomb
Almost forgot
You forget the bomb you forgot a lot
You forgot a lot
'Cause a nuclear warhead
Is trained on your door
And if they miss there's still lots more
There's still lots more
Well I ain't no doctor
But I can read your clues
I've got the tonic just for you
Here's what you do...

[Repeat Chorus]

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