Miss, are you sure this cream is okay?
Could you take my order first?
I've got no time to lose
It's the Chicken and Burger World blues

I'd like a steak teryaki medium well
Order of french fries
A glass of muscatel
A country chicken platter, legs and thighs
All white salad
Sauce on the side

Make an all-beef burger, burn it up
Mustard, mayo, relish, pickles, onions, ketchup
Eggs over easy, hot buttered grits,
A slice of whole wheat, and two links of sausage meat
It's the Chicken and Burger World blues

Miss, this meat Is too well done
Miss, I asked for a toasted bun
Could you make a suggestion?
I don't know what to choose
It's the Chicken and Burger World blues

I'll take a turkey club with bacon crisp
On pumpernickel bread, a coke with a twist of lemon.

Tuna fish sandwich. make that to go
Throw some extra pickles on it.
Easy on the mayo

I wanna western omelet. whiskey down
That takes home fries and extra butter on the side

I want a cheeseburger special. medium rare
Two stacks of wheat cakes
Three packs of honey, honey

Gimme a well-done beefsteak, corn and peas
Lettuce, tomato, a scoop 'a cottage cheese

Oh miss, this table needs a wipe
Oh miss, there's something on this knife
What have we got from our heads to our shoes?
It's the Chicken and Burger World blues

© 1982 Lyrics by Mary Scent and Mary Lyon
Music By Lunatune