A Is for another chance to get away so you can
B yourself again
C Is for the crime In the city and the scenes on the
D train, remember when?
E is for eenie, meenle, miny mo in
F For to choose one place
G there go gray skies I'll leave behind and the
H assles

Vacation----Don't forget your AC

I Is for the eyeglasses I left behind with a
J and that jug of marseilles
K is for the credit card that keeps cops cool when you catch a flat tire near LA
H marks the man who mustn't deliver mail just
N case the burglers know by now
D is for the windows I left wide open
p could I ever and how

Vaction----Don't forget your CB
Q is for the cute new pancho just in case it
R rains a week or two
S Is for the cash from your stash for the
T ravelers checks "What will you do"
U topia you will be expecting--yuck yuck
V Is for the bad vibes visitors get when you want to rent a room to

Vacation----Don't forget your TV

W wins the wish for wanner weather when we want it in
X change for the thunder in them trees
Y is for why in the world are we here waiting in this traffic, when we could be in bed catching all those
Z's.

© 1980 Bill Bachmann