Have I got a guy for you, you've come here just in time
He's charming and suave, and he's quite a heart throb.
And his clothes look a lot like mine.
He sings. plays guitar, and
writes his own songs but the words sometimes get lost
That don't bother him because he knows he'll make them rhyme at any cost
But he can really make a melody, and he excels at delivery
He's cool. and he's tops, he's with the Boston Pops, and he sounds a lot like me.
He often counsels the heads of state he's got an I.Q. of 180.
Depenable as a wind up clock, he's a guru to Dale Carnegie
He's a model of decency, and relative humility he's honest and kind and he's very refined
And he acts a lot like me.
He's handsome and free, got
a college degree
He's all you will need for eternity
He's got blue dungarees and clean B.V.D.s
Run out front and you'll see, his name's on the marquee
And he spells it a lot like mine.