Sheetrock, tape, paint, sand
down the floor
Hang the storm windows, shave the kitchen door
Patch up the chimney, pray it doesn't pour
Sheetrock the baby's room, sheetrock the baby's room...
Blue, pink, pink, blue, buy
a new hat
There goes the woman all beautiful fat
Teddy bear, Cupey doll, baseball bat
You'd better sheetrock the baby's room....
Hank, Merl, Marylou, Beulah,
Oh good god, better dig another dry well
Vern, Laura, Noa, Tom, Reba, Dewey, AL
Sheetrock the baby's room...
© 1984 by Tom Mitchell