The Policeman Is My Friend - George Gerdes
I love you and I love your sister too
I love your sister's sister and your sister's girlfriend too
Now tell me true do you think that I'm confused
Or just an affectionate fellow
Doo wah doo
I have a boyfriend with whom I go out drinking
Sometimes he calls up at six o'clock in the morning
He loves this one but this one lives with that one
That one wears black and is in mourning
Doo wah doo
What are we to do for him
He wears black and is in mourning
Sane people say we've hit the final stage
This generation will see no other
But in the arch of every rainbow sign
We tend to show our truest color
I have a girlfriend whom I do not do
She has a boyfriend who does not do that too
He has a boyfriend who does him and her too
But I can't say who Is the sucker
Doo wah doo
How can I relate to you
All that I've been thinking
My whole wheat toast is getting awfully cold
The whole West Coast is still eruptin'
This gravity will surely make us old
As I await further instruction
But I love you and I love my sister too
I love my sister's sister and all four of my nephews
I have no nieces nor no brothers it is true
But the Policeman Is my friend
Doo wah doo
Yes the Policeman Is my friend
© 1982 by George Gerdes