Barber Shop - Tom Waits
Good
mornin mr. snip snip snip witchur haircut jus as short as mine
bay
rum lucky tiger butch wax cracker jacks shoe shine jaw breaker
magazine
racks hangin round the barber shop a side burnin close crop
mornin
mr. furgeson what's the good word witcha been
stayin
outa trouble like a good boy should i see you're still cuttin hair
well
i'm still cuttin classes i just couldn't hep myself
i got
a couple of passes to the ringle bros. barn bail circus afternoon
i see
you lost a little round the middle and your lookin reel good
sittin
on the wagon stead of under the hood
what's
the low down mr. brown heard you boy's leavin town
i just
bought myself a struggle buggy suckers powder blue
throw
me over sports page cincinnati's lookin' good
always
been for pittsburgh lay you 10 to 1
that
the pirates get the pennant and the series for their done
you
know the hair's gettin longer and the skirts gettin shorter
you
can get a cheaper haircut if you wanna cross the border
now
if your mama saw you smokin why she'd kick your ass
put
it out you little juvenile and put it out fast
oh if
i had a million dollars well what would i do
probly
be a barber not a bum like you
still
gotchur paper route now that's just fine
now
you can pay me double cause you gypped me last time
you
be keepin little circus money and spend it on a girl
know
i give the best haircuts in the whole wide world