Lady Doctor - Graham Parker
I've got a lady doctor She cure da pain for free
I've got a lady doctor Oh there ain't nothing wrong with me.
I went in with a heart burn into the surgery
To my surprise two pretty eyes was running up and down me.
Said now be a patient patient stretch right out on that couch
Help yourself to the pills cure your ills
I'm never gonna square it on out.
Well all the cats said go see her it's only just down the road
You go in with pneumonia come out with just a heavy cold
She won't give you no jargon no medical how-do-you-do
Well just get right down under that stethoscope
Baby let that lady mess on with you.
Ain't nothing wrong with
Ain't nothing wrong with me
Ooh ooh ooh ooh lady doctor yeah.