He's Dumb About Girls - Dirk Hamilton, Eric Westphal

He's honest as the day is long

and a technical wizard

He'll fix your amp and write a song

That makes Ya' feel like a beginner

He's a straight-up guy

He'll bust Ya' when Ya' need it

lookin' you right in the eye

No the boy don't take no crap

The only problem's that

He's Dumb About Girls

He's an intelligent cat that's

Dumb About Girls

She's in a universe all her own
on her very own planet
that she wants everyone to circle around
'cuz that's the way she planned it
Her phony sing-song talk
is bad enough to make a coffee table take a walk
It only stops at dollar signs
(and that's not a real good sign)
He's Dumb About Girls
The unfortunate fact is
He's Dumb About Girls

Yeah when it comes to things of the heart
the boy just ain't that smart
No, he's dumb, dumb about girls
It's an unfortunate fact that He's Dumb About Girls
How could such a bright guy be so stupid?
Blame it on a bad joke shot by Cupid

She insists that he throw her a party
then she's nowhere to be seen
He finds her alone upstairs on the potty
with a Better Homes magazine
I look at him with her and think of all the lonely women in the world
No one gets what they deserve, oh no
He's Dumb About Girls
He's a real sharp cat that's dumb about girls
Yeah when it comes to things of the heart
the boy just ain't that smart
No, he's dumb, dumb about girls
It's an unfortunate fact that He's Dumb About Girls

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