Nothing Rhymed - Gilbert O'Sullivan
If I gave up the seat I'd been saving for some elderly lady or man
Am I being a good boy, am I your pride and joy
Mother please tell me please say I am
And if while in the course of my duty I perform an unfortunate take
Would you punish me so unbelievably so
Mother please tell me , please say I ache
This feeling inside me could never deny me the right to be wrong if I choose
The best feeling I get from just placing a bet is to lose
Nothing old nothing new nothing ventured
Nothing gained nothing stillborn or lost
Nothing further than proof nothing wilder than youth
Nothing older than time nothing sweeter than wine
Nothing physically wrecklessly hopelessly blind
Nothing I couldn't say nothing why?
'Cause today nothing rhymed